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Post by Thorvald of Lym on May 13, 2012 8:35:56 GMT -8
sup ma homeyz hers mmy awsum mazturpeese bsid on tel ub3rl33t DARW YOR WON SOTRY withc is dis kollaberutiv krton and is total l33tness!!!! DAGNER CONTENS SPOILS for DOYS!!!!!!!!!
DYOS: Reprecussions of schedule
CivGeneral Valentine waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were empires in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Mager Kusagi were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. CivGeneral was a storm commando for sixteen years. When he was young he watched the star destroyers and he said to uncle "I want to be on the destroyers uncy." Uncle said "No! You will BE TROLL BY THORVALD" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the Coruscant he knew there were empires. "This is Kusagi" the radio crackered. "You must fight the empires!" So CivGeneral gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the empires "I will shoot at him" said the randyjohnson and he fired the CIA agents. CivGeneral plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then Toyoda's Xanatos fell and they were trapped and not able to win. "No! I must defeat the empires" he shouted The radio said "No, CivGeneral. You are the empires" And then CivGeneral was the Kaiser.
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Post by CivGeneral on May 13, 2012 9:06:49 GMT -8
Not... .... Fucking.... ....Funny.
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Post by Red Spy on May 13, 2012 9:08:24 GMT -8
I have no clue what is going on, but I love it.
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Post by Ayane on May 13, 2012 9:13:48 GMT -8
Way to go Thorvald, you managed to piss off CivGeneral :rolleyes:.
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Post by CivGeneral on May 13, 2012 9:39:56 GMT -8
Way to go Thorvald, you managed to piss off CivGeneral :rolleyes:. I would not put it "pissed off" per say. But more disheartened that I've been lampooned about my old attitude on Plans within Plans. Even though I am well past it.
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Post by Red Spy on May 13, 2012 9:42:58 GMT -8
But it's amazing, how can you not laugh?
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Post by Thorvald of Lym on May 13, 2012 9:53:59 GMT -8
But it's amazing, how can you not laugh? It's DYOS: The Abridged Series! I started this thing as a nod to DOOM:RoE, but looking at it now, there's a lot of tongue-in-cheek references both to our current stories and the tradition as a whole. Unless, CG has BE TROLLED BY THORVALD?!?!?!
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Post by CivGeneral on May 13, 2012 9:54:52 GMT -8
But it's amazing, how can you not laugh? Being picked on and bullied growing up conditioned me not to laugh, even if it's simple lighthearted jokes towards me. I still take things personally to this day and grew tired of being the person everyone laughs at and avoids.
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Post by Hanna Antilles on May 14, 2012 13:20:10 GMT -8
Son, I think you're reading too much into this.
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Post by King Sonic on May 14, 2012 14:49:19 GMT -8
Wait what just happened.
I knew I should've read up on the older DYOSes!
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