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Post by Thorvald of Lym on May 11, 2012 12:22:42 GMT -8
Not a fan of e350?
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Post by Ayane on May 11, 2012 13:00:20 GMT -8
I'm not a fan of people who puts down my husband. It's like your treating him as the new Stylesrj back during his crappy era. You should know that he can't tell apart your joking vibe from your serious vibe.
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Post by Thorvald of Lym on May 11, 2012 13:30:08 GMT -8
And how, exactly, was I insulting him when I merely reiterated I'd asked TB to work his magic?
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Post by Ayane on May 11, 2012 13:38:28 GMT -8
And how, exactly, was I insulting him when I merely reiterated I'd asked TB to work his magic? I took it as it saying "Get lost CivGeneral you suck! we don't want you to work your magic."
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Post by CivGeneral on May 11, 2012 13:44:39 GMT -8
Okayee Ayane, no need to bite off Thorvald's head. I'd think he's seen enough of that from me during my deep depressive era. The idea that I had in mind is completely different from E350tb's.
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Post by christos200 on May 11, 2012 13:57:12 GMT -8
A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY....
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
It is a dark time for the rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.
The last hope of the revolution, the Jedi Luke Skywalker, is hiding in Besbin and working as mercenary, after the revelation that his master, Ben, killed his father and that princess Leia is his sister.
Meanwhile the Imperial Army has landed on Besbin, a remote colony, searching for the Jedi knight, and has taken over many illegal Starships, including the Phoenix, a pirate's starship.......
Luke is siting in one of the cantinas of Besbin. Luke wears a dark Jedi robe and a hood that covers his face. He listens to the Rodian musicians, and remembers when he and Ben went in the cantina in Tatooine and met Han and Chewie. Xinjiong entered the cantina. Xinjiong was a tall man at his late 40's, with blue eyes and a red beard. He had scars in his face, a sign showing that he has been on many fights. Also his left eye was bionic. He was wearing a white jacket and a black belt. In his belt there were four blaster, showing that he was a man that had seen a lot of action. Xinjiong came near Luke.
Xinjiong: Hello. My name is Xinjiong. I've been said that you are a mercenary.
Luke: And?
Xinjiong: Well, i need a man to do a job for me.
Luke: What job?
Xinjiong: Let's just say that i want you to help me << steal>> a ship.
Luke: If you pay well, why not?
Xinjiong: Do you have any experience with imperial Stormtroopers?
Luke: Ha! A lot, i can say.
Xinjiong: It's deal then. Meet me at the Western cantina in five hours. Also, what is your name, boy?
Luke: I dont want to tell, but you can call me << Exile >>.
Xinjiong: Very well Exile. Goodby.
Luke: Goodby.
After five hours, Luke went to the western cantina. The smoke inside the cantina clouded everything. He could see prostitutes kissing men, and gangsters, with death sentence's in more than twelve systems, drinking. He went near Xinjiong. Left of Xinjiong there is a slim beautiful woman in her early 20's with green eyes and long blond hair. Near her, there is a strong black bald man, with a brown beard and scars near his brown eyes, showing that he also had seen a lot of action.
Xinjiong: So exile, you came. Here are two members of my crew. The beautiful Anna and the very strong John.
John: I am glad to meet you.
Anna: Hello, Exile.
Luke: Hi!
John comes near Luke.
John: Exile, do you like her?
Luke: Well, she is sexy.
John: And has a hot ass. Hahahaha!
Xinjiong: Let's get back to work boys!! We are pirates, Exile, and we landed in Besbin because it was a small colony that had nothing to do with the empire. But it seems that the governor here, some guy named Lando Calrissian, made an agreement with the empire to let them come here for a while to search about a Jedi named Luke Skywalker.
Luke: Did they found him?
Xinjiong: No. Not yet, at least.
Luke: So, what is the job?
Xinjiong: The empire took over a lot of illegal ships, including the Phoenix, our ship. We want you to help us steal our starship.
Luke: Okay, i guess.
Xinjiong: We must be careful however, since the starship is guarded by a squad of stormtroopers. My crew will wait for us four to steal the starship. We will spit up, to steal the ship more easily. I will go with John and you with Anna.
Anna: I hope that you will be able to handle me, Exile. I dont like having to rescue mercenaries.
Luke: Ha! I have seen more action than you think.
Anna: Let's hope that you are right.
So the team goes, the same night , at the spaceport. They walk until they find the location the ship. Then they hide behind a small building.
John: You see the guards there? Me and Xinjiong will go and make a stealth attack on them. You will go the other way.
Luke: Okay.
John and Xinjiang go behind the the two Stormtroopers, grab them and choke them before they can alarm the other guards. Luke and Anna go near the other two guards.
Luke: Anna, wait here.
Luke starts to walk near the guards.
Anna: Are you crazy? They will kill us.
Luke: I dont think so.
Luke, using the old Jedi mind trick, manages to control the minds of the guards.
Luke: Hello.
Guard: Hello.
Luke: I want you to let Anna and me in.
Guard: We will let you pass.
Luke: Come on Anna.
Anna: Well, that was impressive.
Luke: See and this. Guards, commit suicide with your knifes.
The guards draw their knifes and commit suicide.
Luke: Now, let's go to the ship.
Anna: The others should have stolen the ship already. We need to move. Fast.
Luke and Ann run and find a squad of Stormtroopers. However Luke throws a grenade and with Xinjiong and John joining the fray, all hell breaks loose in the spaceport.
Xinjiong: It seems that we came just in time to save your skin.
But the group is confronted by something totally unexpected. A group of Stormtroopers surrounding them.
Anna: Oh no, we will die!!
Trooper: Your weapons now!!
Luke: I have an idea.
Luke suddenly force pushes the troopers. Five more troopers come, but Luke uses force storm to kill them. Then Luke, with his lightsaber, kills one after the other the remaining troopers.
John: WOW!! That is something!
Luke: Now, let's get out of here!
Xinjiong: Now that we are ready to leave, i want to ask you something.
Luke: The ship is right here. I wont go to open it. You can do it alone.
Xinjiong: Hahahaha! No. It's not that. I was going to ask if you wanted to join us. As i told you, we are pirates. We do raids, we steal, we live a life of adventure.
Anna: And i was just getting used being with you. I wont let such a handsome sorcerer, or whatever you are, leave.
John: Haha! Come on, man. Join us.
Luke: Okay. I will join you. I always wanted to be a pirate. Haha.
Meanwhile in space, in the bridge of a huge imperial Star destroyer a dark plan is created. While Darth Vader is looking at the Stars, Piet walks near Vader.
Vader: Admiral Piet, i hope you have a good reason to interrupt me.
Piet: Lord Vader, we found that Luke Skywalker was on Besbin. But he escaped. However i have a plan to bring him back.
Piet tells Vader his plan.
Vader: Admiral Piet, if all go well, you will become Commander of the Imperial Army.
Piet: Thank you my lord.
The Millennium Falcon flies in space, while Leia and Han talk in the cockpit of the ship.
Leia: I've hear news that Luke is on Besbin. But how we will find him?
Han: Lando!!!!
Leia: Lando what?
Han: Lando Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him.
Starkiller enters the cockpit.
Starkiller: What do we wait? Let's go on Besbin. The sooner we get there, the most the chances to find Luke alive.
A few hours later Han is sleeping, Chewie and the droids play chess and Starkiller and Leia talk.
Starkiller: Leia, i love you.
Leia: Me too.
Starkiller grabs Leia and starts to kiss her. Meanwhile Han wakes up.
Han: How my entire life changed like that? Once i was a smuggler who cared only about the money. Now i am on a crazy idealistic crusade against the galactic empire. I didn't slept well. I dreamed of Leia. I've seen many beautiful women, but this is the first time i feel like this about a woman. But now i should stop talking. In a few minutes we will arrive at Besbin.
Soon the Falcon arrives in Besbin. Besbin is a giant city floating in the clouds. The party in a few seconds meets Lando.
Han: Hello Lando!
Lando: Why you slimy, double crossing no good swindler! You've got a lot of guts coming hear, after what you pulled!!!
Han: Me?
Lando, with a smile in his face, replies
Lando: How you doing, you old pirate? So good to see you!! I never thought i'd catch with you again. Where you been?
Han: I've been in too many places.
Lando goes near Leia and kisses her hand.
Lando: Welcome, my Lady!
Han: All right, all right, you old smoothie.
Starkiller: Hello. I am Starkiller.
Lando: I am glad to meet you.
As the company walks inside the gas mine factory, Han and Lando talk.
Han: The gas mine still paying off for you?
Lando: Oh, not as well as i'd like. We're a small outpost and i've had supply problems of every kind.
Han: Listen to you. You sound like a businessman, a responsible leader.
Lando: It's the price you pay for being succesful.
Meanwhile on an Imperial Star Destroyer. Darth Vader is on the bridge of the ship, looking on the stars, when Piet comes close to him.
Piet: Lord Vader. My plan is going very well. Leia and her company have landed on Besbin. Soon, we will arrest the leaders of the revolution and we will use them as a bait for Luke Skywalker.
Vader: And when he comes, he will be forced to accept the dark side of the force, or his friends will die. And once he is broken and becomes a sith, i will kill his friends and make him my slave and have him to hunt down and destroy the rebels. Admiral Piet, prepare your men. When Lando call us, we will move the army in Besbin.
Meanwhile on a small room in Besbin.
Starkiller: I have searched the western part of the city, but i haven't found Luke. Only the eastern part remains, and then we will leave this place.
Leia: The sooner, the better. Something's wrong here. I can sense it.
Han: Relax. There is no empire here.
Leia: I don't trust Lando.
Han: Well, i don't trust him either. But he is my friend.
At the same time, in Darth Vader's ship.
Piet: Sir, i have a message from Lando. The time has come.
Vader: Admiral Piet, prepare your men!!! Move the army inside the factory.
Back to the cloud city, Lando enters the company's room.
Lando: Will you join me for a little refreshment? Everyone is invited of course.
As Lando and Han, Leia, Starkiller and the two droids move, Lando talks about the factory.
Lando: Our operation is small enough not to be noticed, which is advantageous since our costumers want to avoid attracting attention.
Han: Aren't you afraid the Empire's going to find out about this little operation and shut you down?
Lando: I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.
As Lando opens the Bar's door, it reveals Vader with a squad of stormtroopers.
Vader: We would be honored if you would join us.
Lando: I had no choice. they arrived right before you did. I'm sorry.
Han: I'm sorry, too.
A few hours later.
Vader: Lando, bring the princess and and the wookie to my ship!
Lando: We never agreed that. You said that they would stay in the cloud city under my supervision.
Vader: Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly?
Lando: No...
In the a nearby cell.
Han: Leia, i want to tell you something.
Leia: What?
As Han is ready to speak, Lando enters the cell.
Han: What do you want, you damn bastard.
Lando: I am sorry about you, but i have my own problems.
Han: Yes, you are a real hero.
Lando is divided. He wants to rescue Han, but at the same time he knows that Vader will make him very rich. However Lando can no longer see his friend be tortured and become a slave of the empire. Lando orders his troopers to arrest the stormtroopers that guard his friends.
Leia: What are you doing?
Lando: We will escape!!
C-3PO: I knew that was a mistake.
Han: It seems that you haven't forgotten me.
Lando: Of course no. But now lets get to your ship.
A few moments later on a small room in the cloud city.
Piet: Lord Vader, Lando has betrayed us.
Vader: Send 4 legions to arrest those damn rebels.
Piet: But aren't 4 legions too much for just 7 persons?
Vader: Shut up and follow my orders!!!
As the party runs towards the Falcon, hundreds of stormtroopers chase them.
Starkiller: I will stop them. Run to the ship. Leia, i love you.
Leia: Me too. I will never love any man like you.
Lando: Come on, lets leave.
Han couldn't believe what he heard. Leia was in love with Starkiller. All his feelings were crushed in just one moment.
Chewie: Haaaaaaaaaa!!!
As the party goes to the ship, Starkiller fights against all odds. Hundreds of Stormtroopers fire at him, but he manages to deflect them all. Then the troopers attack him with knifes and swords. Starkiller kills one after the other the Stormtroopers, until he creates a hill of dead bodies. Then he can no longer fight. He is too tired to walk, his hands are almost broken by the fighting. Vader orders his troops to not attack Starkiller. He climbs on the hill and then bows before Starkiller, showing his respect for this great warrior. But enemies are always enemies. So Vader cut off Starkillers head, with his lightsaber.
In the Falcon.
Han: I am sorry for your loss.
Lando: Me too.
Leia: Thank you.
Han: Lando, do you know where Luke is?
Lando: No, but i know that he escaped Besbin before some time.
Han: Then it is time for a new adventure.
Leia: What did you wanted to tell me?
Han: Nothing.
Han runs to the cockpit.
Han: Are you ready Chewie?
Chewie: Haaaaarrrrr!!!!
Han pulls a lever, the ship lurches forward and is gone.
Meanwhile in Phoenix is flying in space. Anna comes near Luke.
Anna: Hello Exile. So, what do you think of our ship?
Luke: It's very...large and has a lot of laser cannons and--
Anna: Do you like the stars? Every night Iwatch them. They make me fell happy.
Luke: Well, in my home planet i used to watch the stars.
Anna: In which planet did you lived?
Luke: In Tatooine.
Anna: In Tatooine? And how did you end up becoming a << Jedi >> ?
Luke: I dont want to talk about it. I am very tired. goodbye.
Anna: Goodbye.
Luke sleeps. A few hours later he sees a light in his bedroom. He wakes up and goes near the light, only to be transferred to Yavin IV. Then he sees Darth Vader coming near him.
Vader: Young Skywalker, your destiny lies with me.
Luke: You damn bastard!!
Luke attacks. He does a few combo attacks with his lightsaber. Vader defends against Luke's attacks. As the two lightsabers clash, Yavin IV starts to explode.
Vader: Good release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.
As Luke is ready to attack, Ben appears.
Ben: Luke, Hatred leads to Anger and Anger is the path to the dark side.
luke: Ben?!
Suddenly Luke wakes up. It was just a dream. Or it was a warning from the force. He is confused. He goes at the bridge and looks at the stars. However at the bridge of a star destroyer Vader force chokes Piet.
Vader: You failed me for the last time, admiral.
Piet: Please....Lord...Vader....I.....hvae...a..plan..
Vader: I shall give you a last chance. But if you fail me again, you will die.
Piet: Okay my Lord.
A few hours later Vader looks at his Imperial Army in the bay of the starship. Thousand of soldiers are ready to follow Vader's commands.
Vader: My army. My spies have just found the location of the rebel fleet. Let us crush those scums!!!!!!!!
Then the Army shouts with one voice
Army: All hail Lord Vader!! All Hail Lord Vader!! All hail Lord Vader!! All Hail Lord Vader!!
The End
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Post by CivGeneral on May 11, 2012 13:59:39 GMT -8
Marauder Shields! Help us! You are our only hope!
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Post by Thorvald of Lym on May 11, 2012 14:37:49 GMT -8
Marauder Shields! Help us! You are our only hope! ALEC GUINNESS: "You must learn the ways of the Farce, if you are to come with me to the Citadel." DMITRI LUKIN: "The Citadel? I'm not going to the Citadel; I've got to get back to base, I missed roll call as it is!" ALEC GUINNESS: "I need your help, Lukin; she needs your help. I'm getting too much star power for this sort of thing." ...OH DEAR GOD... INSPIRATION... RISING..!
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Post by CivGeneral on May 11, 2012 14:50:59 GMT -8
Marauder Shields! Help us! You are our only hope! ALEC GUINNESS: "You must learn the ways of the Farce, if you are to come with me to the Citadel." DMITRI LUKIN: "The Citadel? I'm not going to the Citadel; I've got to get back to base, I missed roll call as it is!" ALEC GUINNESS: "I need your help, Lukin; she needs your help. I'm getting too much star power for this sort of thing." ...OH DEAR GOD... INSPIRATION... RISING..! When I think of Guinness, I think of the beer . Pray to God that Christos does not come up with "My Little Ewoks: Friendship is Magic". :eek:
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Post by christos200 on May 11, 2012 22:55:30 GMT -8
Why are you hating so much my work? Tell me what you dont like in the ESB (AU)!
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