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Post by Der Führer Dolfy on May 5, 2012 10:58:15 GMT -8
You already went through that crap! They can't try you again; double jeopardy, right?
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Sturm
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All hail the Sniffit King.
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Post by Sturm on May 5, 2012 12:14:50 GMT -8
I'll have you know that I invented a chemical that makes your eyes spin around till they explode, built an antimatter machinegun out of some rocks, a birdhouse, and Mickey Rooney, and got an A in freshman English.
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Ayane
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Space Ninja
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Post by Ayane on May 5, 2012 16:53:21 GMT -8
Bullets are ineffective against the Fegel-menace, as Högl can repeatedly attest. I'm not even sure if he can be killed. Hell, I have blasted that fucker to the moon and he finds his way back! Kind of like, unfortunately, Christos . There are many times that my husband and I want to blast him to the center of the galaxy into a black hole! Moving on... What is your take on Tani's new attempts at e-panhandling?
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Omega
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Post by Omega on May 5, 2012 17:16:28 GMT -8
What possesses you of sprouting the toothbrush mustache? Are you dissapointed that people stopped wearing after you, or do you find satisfaction in that you just monoploized a mustache for what apears to be a long time?
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Post by Der Führer Dolfy on May 5, 2012 23:08:44 GMT -8
I'll have you know that I invented a chemical that makes your eyes spin around till they explode, built an antimatter machinegun out of some rocks, a birdhouse, and Mickey Rooney, and got an A in freshman English. None of which made extricating you from a burning mess of twisted metal and softwood any easier. Consider yourself lucky you still have enough of a hand left for typing. What is your take on Tani's new attempts at e-panhandling? Maybe he'll garnish enough through them to pay off the new ads. What possesses you of sprouting the toothbrush mustache? Are you dissapointed that people stopped wearing after you, or do you find satisfaction in that you just monoploized a mustache for what apears to be a long time? It was a popular style of the former half of the Twentieth Century. Back during the Great War I preferred the traditional fancy "Kaiser", but I was told to trim it to properly fit the gas mask, and after that it just kinda stuck. Don't listen to my sister-in-law Bridget; she only wants to make a buck off a good story. I'm a little sad it's now so stigmatized, especially since it was sported by none other than Charlie Chaplin (whom I greatly admire), although I guess I can take some pride in knowing how inseparable it's become from my image. I certainly couldn't dream of shaving it now. Also, Mugabe's sucks.
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Fegelein
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Master of Antics
U mad, bro?
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Post by Fegelein on May 6, 2012 9:08:06 GMT -8
So, now that we have Belgium, when do you expect to get around to that national rebranding we've been touting? I have an idea for the new flag. You like dogs, and your name means "noble wolf", so how about this:
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Krebbers
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Professional Pointer
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Post by Krebbers on May 6, 2012 9:11:08 GMT -8
Oh dear God...
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Post by Burger Boy on May 6, 2012 9:12:36 GMT -8
*ducks for cover*
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Post by Ace Göring on May 6, 2012 9:16:35 GMT -8
I'll make some popcorn.
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Post by Der Führer Dolfy on May 6, 2012 9:21:43 GMT -8
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