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Post by Der Führer Dolfy on Apr 21, 2012 20:35:45 GMT -8
As the head of the National Socialist German Workers' Party, I am here to answer all your pressing questions about any aspect of our organization as we journey toward a more peaceful, tolerant future.
I guess FAQ's a bit premature since we haven't actually HAD any questions yet (well, Burgdorf was looking for his keys but I don't think that counts), so I suppose I'll build a list out of whatever everyone asks. If it's frequent enough.
I might not always be present as I attend to crucial duties of state, what with being der Führer and all, so I'll also let my staff chip in when appropriate.
Except Fegelein. He can fuck off.
EDIT 20/11/2012: Excerpts from Constantin Film's documentary about life in the Bunker:
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Double A
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Post by Double A on Apr 21, 2012 23:00:42 GMT -8
Are you a fan of Khrushchev''s shoe-banging incident?
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JoanK
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Post by JoanK on Apr 22, 2012 2:06:34 GMT -8
Hail, mein Führer! Could I ask how you're planning to solve the problem of overpopulation in Deutschland? And the unemployment resulting of it?
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Post by christos200 on Apr 22, 2012 2:26:40 GMT -8
What do you think of the Jews?
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Post by Der Führer Dolfy on Apr 22, 2012 7:07:51 GMT -8
Are you a fan of Khrushchev''s shoe-banging incident? I thought Khrushchev was letting the shoe do most of the work. He certainly has the lungs for the job, but on the whole his rants come across as too formal. They lack that passionate spontaniety of anger from the heart; hence his utter failure to win over world opinion through emotional appeal. Hail, mein Führer! Could I ask how you're planning to solve the problem of overpopulation in Deutschland? And the unemployment resulting of it? Currently we are expanding the state frontier through neutral land in east and central Europe. We're also investigating an ambitious space program that will allow us to colonize other planets, and hopefully eventually terraform them into livable atmospheres. What do you think of the Jews? I don't dislike Jews, I have a number of people of the Jewish faith working in my organization. I'm past all that now.
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Blondi
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Post by Blondi on Apr 22, 2012 8:35:48 GMT -8
woof
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Post by Der Führer Dolfy on Apr 22, 2012 8:44:20 GMT -8
Oh, you're right! Thanks for bringing that to my attention! It seems I failed to address the second half of this question: Hail, mein Führer! Could I ask how you're planning to solve the problem of overpopulation in Deutschland? And the unemployment resulting of it? Pursuant to my earlier response, this new space program will call for vast improvements in scientific research, and so the aerospace industry will greatly expand in the coming years, offering many new employment opportunities, not to mention all the necessary technological fields that will need filling once off-world colonization begins in earnest.
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JoanK
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Post by JoanK on Apr 22, 2012 10:24:59 GMT -8
Well, mein Führer, I've also heard news saying that there is an alarming rate of unqualified unemployment. Unfortunately, this cannot be solved through highly specialised jobs unless you teach these unqualified people. This would be a great expense for the state, given that they are broke and thus they can't pay for their studies...
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Fegelein
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U mad, bro?
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Post by Fegelein on Apr 22, 2012 10:27:56 GMT -8
What if we hired them to make parodies lampooning the government's failure at economic strategy? Two birds, one stone.
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Post by Der Führer Dolfy on Apr 22, 2012 10:33:13 GMT -8
Permission to shut the fuck up granted, Fegelarse.
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